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PROLOGUE MONOLOGUE
"I know a lot of gamers out there who don't have much patience. Least that's what Bishop the dude at the video store said. So I'm at the register and then I realize: I got no money! I was seriously broke! Why? 'cause I met this smoking hot chick last night at the deathmatch bar and MAN did she smell GOOD! So, being the gentleman I am, I bought her a drink. Anyhoo, I decided to get a job. The gig: assassinate 'The Drifter'! So I went where I was supposed to and waited for the guy to show up. And there he was: this cat, well-dressed, cool. Couldn't tell if he was the shit, or just plain old shit. Yeah, so he's stylin', fast, aggressive, and packin' heat. Bada-bing. Or at least it was supposed to be. 'Til she showed up. Her name: Sylvia Christel, an agent with this whatchyamacallit association.

I wanna be number one. How's that? Short and simple enough for ya? It's gonna be a long, hard road. But who knows? Could kick ass. Could be dangerous. Could totally suck. Whadaya say, bro? Join me. Let's see how far we can take this. And for you there, holding the Wii Remote right now, just press the A button. Let the bloodshed begin!

MISSION 10 QUOTES
[internal monologue during ranking battle #10] This Count... I feel as if I'm looking at my future self. Mega bucks, big-ass house, fast cars, dining in style with a world class chef and a trusted nutritionist counting every calorie! A team of hot Yoga instructors to keep me in shape... Nurses, to attend to my body... Maids and loyal servants at my beck and call... On the weekends, ten babes knocking on my door every two hours... Every day full of exitement and luxury, that'd be the life! Everything in its right place, it's the perfect life, it's the life of winners! That'll be my life! I thirst for selflessness, hypocrites lusting for their own desire to get killed by young rookies like me! This is how it goes down... And for the old killers? They'll croak anyway. I guess you could call this a "Comedy". I realize there's really nothing here for me. But what else CAN I do but keep going? Maybe I should've been a little more careful before I jumped in... Gotta find the exit... Gotta find that exit, to Paradise! But I can't see it... I can't see anything! There's this sense of doom running down my spine like it's... Like it's trying to suck the life out of me! I need to get rid of it, before I bail... Something deeper, somethng deeper then my instincts is taunting me! Can't find the exit... Can't find the exit... Can't find the exit... Can't find the exit... Can't find the exit...

"Fuckhead!"

"It's game time!"

"You're the one leaving... In a body bag."

"Me, leave? You obviously don't know me."

"This is Paradise -- the place where dreams are fulfilled. Well, you've had your dream, old man. Time to wake up!"

"You can take that to your grave."

"You're joking, right? I don't care about titles or power. I just wanna be number one."

"So what you're tellin' me is that I gotta continue fighting. There's no way out of this. You set me up, bitch!"

"OK, how 'bout this? If I become number one, will you do it with me??"

MISSION 09 QUOTES
"Put me in, coach!"

"OK. I gotcha. But you really think I got that kind of dough on me? What the hell am I supposed to do?"

"Fuck... My entry fee."

"You're a junky for blood, old man."

"Man! This is what I live for. Fighting your own kind... Nothing's more gratifying."

"Playtime is over."

"It's open mic night in hell, old man. Sing all you want down there."

MISSION 08 QUOTES
"What'd ya mean, you "think"? You know, you really suck at your job."

"It's actually pretty hard to take cheap shots when your enemy is as bloodthirsty as yourself."

"Something tells me you watch too many samurai movies, little girl!"

"I watched Master Jacobs' teachings on video over and over till the fuckin' tape wore out! We've never met in person."

"How 'bout, "Kill yourself after you kill me?" Sounds like a bit straight out of a samurai movie, don't it?"

"I'll fight you anytime, anywhere. Until then... I'll be waiting."

" 'Kill when you can kill.' That's bullshit. All I wanna do is fight someone better than me. She'll grow up. Why not kill her when she's stronger? Yeah... Then I'll kill her."

MISSION 07 QUOTES
"What the hell's going on over there? Geez. Don't leave me hangin', honey."

"That was close. For a second there I forgot that you were a killer."

"Yeah what is it, mister cosplay?"

"That was quite a move. I'll admit you've got potential. If challenge had a taste, you'd be quite delicious. Fight for the 7th? Yeah sure. Bring it on. I love a challenge."

"Don't cry like that. You're a killer, aren't you?"

"Hey, when I hit number one, you better be lookin' your best."

MISSION 06 QUOTES
"Death? Never crossed my mind."

"That's not a good thing, you know... Seeking meaning in everything. Especially killing. That's a bad habit among smart little girls these days."

"I'm ready. Anywhere, anytime!"

"Are you in the mood yet? Normal assassins don't shoot the shit like this. They see their target... And kill them!"

"Nice trap. I like your style. Maybe I can steal a kiss before I steal your life."

"Forgive me... Number six. I never meant to shame you."

"Forgive me, Holly. I was late in saying this... But I love your soul. Rest in peace."

MISSION 05 QUOTES
"Shopping... Now a vacation..."

"Hey, I don't wanna interrupt your fiesta. Who's next?"

"Sonvabitch! Fuckin' snatcher. I had 'em!"

"I don't know who you are or what you want. Sir Henry. Where're your manners? That was my kill, you naughty boy."

"That's fucked up! That's the stupidest rule I've ever heard! This guy's mine and you just want me to let him go?! Bitch!"

"Whatever... But this dude says he wants to fight, and ain't nobody gonna stop him. This ass clown right here."

"Hey, he's gone! Mr. Sir Henry Mother-fucker, he just jetted. What a pussy!"

MISSION 04 QUOTES
"Wha-wha-what? What did you say? Someone's rubbing you down?"

"Whoa, you're serious. I wouldn't do that if I were you. Oh shit. Ohh shit. I'm packing heat, baby."

"Me? They want me? Serious? You gotta be kidding?!"

"Travis Touchdown. It's a good name, don'tcha think?"

"My parents are dead."

"Oh you heard me right. Harvey, you gonna die tonight. Right here, by my hand. Let's close the curtains."

"It's killing time!!"

"The name is Travis Touchdown. Thank you all for coming tonight! I hope you enjoyed the show."

MISSION 03 QUOTES
"I'm coming master!"

"You are the 3rd ranked assassin, bitch?"

"I said, are you the 3rd ranked assassin, granny?"

"Are you ranked 3rd?!"

"Damn right. I'm an apprentice of the Master."

"...And goodnight."

MISSION 02 QUOTES
"What the fu-- A letter? What do we got here? "Don't come looking for me. Sylvia Christel." Some trouble at home? She quit her job? What the hell is this all about? "The Rank Two match will be at Destroy Stadium." "Aren't I a hard working girl?" Not the baseball stadium again... OK, Sylvia. Only two more to go. I'm going all the way. That's a promise."

"You're a bad girl..."

"You're no assassin. You're just a perverted killing maniac."

"Naughty girls need spankings."

MISSION 01 QUOTES
"You're joking right? Do you know how many people I've killed?"

"Are you serious? What's the point? This is all some make-believe charade."

"Even if you were my father, it doesn't matter. The only thing that matters here is who's best."

"I remember... It was a hot summer day. There was someone standing behind my father and mother. That person killed my parents. The face... I can't make it out. Who are you? "

"I guess you're right. I don't have a father, at least not anymore. You killed him, didn't you?"

"I lost everything that I ever cared about. That bitch took everything."

"Maybe it had to be done... But vengeance begets vengeance."

"Sorry, Jeane. This hurts me, too." "I hope your next dream is a more pleasant one."

"It's over. This is where it all ends. Right, Sylvia?"

REAL ENDING QUOTES
"Can't a guy get some privacy? At least when he's taking a dump!"

"You gotta be shittin' me."

"Why the hell do you call me Travis? Travis... Like you're my friend or something. Who the fuck do you think you are?"

"What the hell? That's the craziest shit I've ever heard. Why would you bring up something like that at the very last minute of the game?"

"Oh shit! All news to me. I'm gonna need shock treatment to get over this one."

"She caused me some trouble all right. But it helped me clear up a lot of things."

"She's a bad wife... But a good woman."

"I want to bail, but where the hell's the exit? There's no way out, is there? No getting out... Right, bro?"

"Then let's find that exit they call Paradise!"

"Let's go!"

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