the tapes 
for those oh so lonely nights
Before every rank mission, you usually get a message from Diane, an employee from the video store telling Travis that his tapes are over due. Usually porn. Here is the list of tapes he rented:
- Big German Jugs Collection #23
- How to Please a Woman in Bed 101 Part 2
- How to Please a Woman in Bed 101 Part 3
- Coffee and MILF
- Air Force One: The First Lady Returns to the Mile High Club
- The Best of Raunchy Amateur Interviews 2
- 69 Techniques: To Improve Your Love Making
- French Maid Cafe: Spilled Coffee
- And a random home-made video of him humping a pillow
It's obvious that Travis loves porn. What guy doesn't? It's quite obvious that Travis loves sex a lot in any form. But is he actually a good lover? I'm thinkin' no. [holds in a laugh] I don't think awesome lovers rent tapes on how to improves your techniques. I love ya Travis, but I think you're a talk the talk kind of a guy instead of one who walks the walk when it comes to the bedroom. But, hey! Props to ya for wanting to make a woman so happy, kiddo! Slyvia might come back for you, tiger.
